Being a Man. Rule #47.

Kevin and I live our lives by a set of rules.

We don't have anywhere near 47 rules, but we numbered this one 47 because it only applies when in Oklahoma, and it will keep our numbering system intact as we add more rules down the line.

Furthermore, we haven't had to act on the rule in the past because it has a set of preconditions that are rarely met: you must ride all day in 90+ degree heat, you must be very tired, you must sleep next to a lake. Once we realized the preconditions had been met, we knew, as men of high moral certitude, that rule 47 had to be carried out.

Rule 47: [see preconditions] When in Oklahoma, tuck your jeans into your boots, your tanktops into your jeans, and yourself under another man's arm.

Biographers note: subjects stuck together after this shot was snapped.